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Thursday, 4 January 2018

Funny Quotes - Whatsapp Status

Funny Whatsapp Status Of The Year 



  1. “You have the perfect face to become Radio Jockey.”
  2. “Totally available!!!! Please disturb me!!!!”
  3. “Hi there! I am using my brain.”
  4. “One day your princess will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions.”
  5. “I have enough money to last me the rest of my life unless I buy something.”
  6. “AwesoME ends with ME and UGLY Starts with YOU.”
  7. “People say everything happens for a reason. So when I Beat your ASS, remember I have a reason.”
  8. “People said to follow your dreams so I went back to bed.”
  9. “When Phone on silent mode – 10 Missed calls…When Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day.”
  10. “Busy at this moment…free forever.”
  11. “The only time success comes before work is in dictionary.”
  12. “If time does not wait for you, don’t worry. Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life.”
  13. “DOESN’T EXPECTING THE UNEXPECTED MAKE THE UNEXPECTED EXPECTED ?”
  14. “Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman .”
  15. “Doing nothing is very hard thing to do…you never know when to finish.”

  16. “Hey there WhatsApp is using me.”
  17. “I am not lazy, but I am on my energy saving mode.”
  18. “I can’t read lips unless they’re touching mine.”
  19. “80% of boys have girlfriends. Rest 20% are having brain.”
  20. “Last seen 1985!”
  21. “When you are on a 1% battery anyone who sends a message Or calling, Becomes the enemy Automatically.”
  22. “I love my job only when I’m on vacation.”
  23. “Life is too short smile while you still have teeth……”
  24. “God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me every time .”
  25. “Common sense is not so common.”
  26. “Never laugh at your wife’s choices… LOL..you’re one of them…”
  27. “All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.”
  28. “Never Steal because Government HATE COMPETITION.”
  29. ” I pretend to work and They pretend to pay me.”
  30. “If you can’t convince them then Confuse them.”

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